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Jokes for Excel Geeks

Print 'em out or send 'em to Your Friends

As Featured in John Walkenbach's Blog (and elsewhere)!

Know any Excel Geeks?  Why not send them a funny card (well, some of them are only attempts at being funny).

Anyway, have a look through the collection of Excel jokes as you're sure to find one that fits the Excel geek in your life (or in you!) ... plus you'll have lots of fun and laughs reading them yourself!

You can attach a personal message and each card can be blown up to full size (or bigger using appropriate explosives!).

Yes ... put them on your PC, car bumper, wall, fridge, washing machine, bike, suitcase, van ... they're even the perfect size to stick over someone's mouth next time they interrupt you while you're writing that critical, work-of-art formula!

Click to Enlarge/Send/Print ... or just to read the messages!

Guideline for Buying my Present	Merry Christmas from Mailbarrow
Be nice to me - I'm doing Santa's spreadsheet	You say Excel Geek like it's a bad thing
Death Row is 65,536	Great idea, but it doesn't fit in 256 columns
There are some spreadsheets that even lucky undies can't fix	He who dies with the longest formula wins
Holy Macro Batman! Excel is completely evil!	Real men don't use Function Wizard
Autoformat is for Wimps	My spreadsheet can beat up your spreadsheet
Beware: I drive like you make spreadsheets	Blame Microsoft
Bold-Member	Chartadelic Baby
I Chart Dead People	Clean Sheets are Terrible Things to Waste
Crikey, I've lost my Macro	Dr Evil Stole my Macro
Mr Bigglesworth doesn't like your formulas	Don't make me crush your pathetic spreadsheet
I've got VLOOKUPs and I know how to use them!	Die Paperclip Die
Cell formatting fools	Excel gives me the sheets
Some formulas are way too much fun to use only once	Friends don't let friends use Lotus
Official Hogwarts Excel Developer	Honk if you Need a HLOOKUP
I'm not bad, I just make spreadsheets that way	Memorises financial functions in spare time
My mutated spreadsheet is equipped with frickin' laser beams	Never overestimate the average Excel user's intelligence
Oh Look! 16,777,216 cells!	Don't make me use UPPERCASE
#REF Slayer	Same Sheet, Different Day
Spreadsheet Happens	Love me, love my spreadsheets
I love XL	Autofilters R' Us
Spreadsheet on board	This spreadsheet frequently sideways
Excel Developer Going Cheap	Don't be such a toolbar
My child sold your Honor Student the Excel answer file	The answer to life, the universe and everything

Note: permission to print these cards is granted for limited personal use only!

Acknowledgement: The wording for the following stickers was obtained from Excel Guru:"Great Idea, 256 columns", "Friends don't let friends use Lotus", and "I've got VLOOKUPs"